thus this website

i need dumb every day

my son i know from experience that there is good kinja and great kinja and i’ve got to say this kinja is some great-ass kinja

As a recovered anorexic, I feel the same way. Get away from me with your gluten free, no carb nonsense!!!

As a recovered bulimic, I’d much rather hear a silly joke about it than read about my friends Fitbits or their clean eating plans or their Shake-ology lifestyle.

That feud pissed me off. People work with people they don’t like every single day. Instead of trying to get these two to act like adults they chose to completely ruin Kalinda’s character, render her arc exhausting and boring and then do away with her. She was so cool before :(.

I feel like neither of those thoughts demonstrate either empathy or compassion for a fellow human being and her family who are, it seems, going through some rough shit. I like a contrarian as much as anyone else, but come on.

Happy Birthday!

Wait. The credible, interesting and unique actress from True Grit is releasing generically shitty, homogenous, auto-tuned and hyper-sexualised pop music now?

Vicki Gunvalson and Brooks Ayers are over.

What’s wrong with her face? She looks pretty much like she always has. As the saying goes, when women age, we have to make the choice between our faces and our waist lines. She has to stay thin for her job, so her face has thinned out which makes her look a bit older. Plus, she’s actually older than she was.

She’s wearing heavy foundation, but otherwise looks fine....

Unyielding passage of time? She’s like 32. STFU. You are why people don’t like millenials.

She looks fantastic! Also, regardless of what she does later, I am team #Brit4ever.

Britney is fabulous. This post was unnecessarily mean.

For people who don’t get the joke, Google their names to read (or preferably hear) the delightful long-running story/bit Tig tells about meeting Taylor Dayne years ago. :)

Can I just let folks know that Tig’s documentary is on Netflix. Can’t get enough of her.

“If you’re a bitch, you’re probably not going to like us,” he says. “If you’re a ho, you probably don’t like us. If you’re not a ho or a bitch, don’t be jumping to the defense of these despicable females. Just like I shouldn’t be jumping to the defense of no punks or no cowards or no slimy son of a bitches that’s men.…

I think he’s wrong. The lesson is, don’t be a dumbass. If Pitt or Leo were doing dumbass things, TMZ would be all over it.

You know, he’s not wrong. #Khlomar