Hmm. It’s almost like femininity contains multitudes.

Fred and I were close, but in a funny way because we barely knew each other

do you like the cocteau twins? they’re like beach house except way better..

Single finder gave me “Beyond Love” - it’s droney and spacey, very pretty!

put the fame whores to bed- please..........some things need to be private, just no giving them attention feeds the wierd psychology

I think we can do both.

I’m legit crying right now. I HATE POACHERS SO MUCH I HATE THEM!

Or, OR, they could have cast an actual trans person.

“Highest praise to men who actually want their kids.” OH YES GOOD JOB YOU DESERVE ALL THE PRAISE FOR “ACTUALLY WANTING” YOUR KID AUUUGHHHH I HAVE NO PATIENCE TODAY.

If I can show my ample shoulder and back hair, you can show your arms.

Don't think you can embed Vines on Kinja, but this is the height of the medium

My dad married his secretary.

My dad didn’t bang the nanny (that I know of) but he did make his 23 year old grad student my new mommy, so we get to live a cliché too.

Don’t make fun of the guy who dresses my mom.

Really? Out of all the terrible Kim K fashion choices (that recent Kanye directed desert shoot comes to mind) this outfit doesn’t bother me that much. In fact, dare I say it, I kind of love it? I... kind of think I might recreate this look tonight in my bedroom, alone, with a bottle of wine and a selfie stick

She has her moments. Her Courtland video was pretty funny and she comes out with the odd clever barb from what I’ve seen.

Given his self-professed right-wing leanings, probably not so uncharacteristic.

Work poops are poops that you get PAID to take, though.

Here is the number #1 (no pun intended) rule of etiquette for multi-stall bathrooms: If you are done with your business and the other door that was shut when you got there is still shut, someone is holding onto their poop for dear life, praying that you will hurry up and leave. Please move along. Hopefully someone…

It’s actually really cool that they chose a random nobody as a cover model. Mad respect for Glamour.