More of a “fuck off” wrenchingly, I would say

wrenchingly?

In the immortal words of Hannah Montana, “everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everybody knows wha-what I’m talkin bout, everybody gets that way! NOBODY’S PERFECT!” ::somersaults out of comments section::

Someone had to say it, and I’m glad it was you.

Wait...that’s not ok?

if i could drink diet coke instead of water i totally would.

Diet coke 4eva

I’m 25 and I’ve also never been to a club, been drunk, or um.... “visited a friend’s cottage.” WTF.

This seems like an appropriate time to say that I didn’t think her acting on OITNB was very good and I didn’t understand the hype. Sure, she’s pretty, but I don’t see the “OMG MUST BONE” factor.

Hell, according to this we’re doomed because I’m older, have more education, and am a (terrible) Christian whereas he’s agnostic.

Sex tapes of celebrities published without their permission? No thanks!

its like...i hear you and i understand what you are saying, but there is no other acceptable delivery system for buffalo chicken than a wrap

Common can get it.

PETA is fucking nuts and hypocritical. But this happens to be an excellent cause. No to animals in circuses and amusement parks like SeaWorld.

I honestly can’t explain it. We were together for a loooong time before we got married but the minute we did, it was different. It’s weird.

Here’s my thing - the whole “it’s hard” and “for better or for worse” argument only applies to regular life stuff, right? I’m in an abusive relationship and some people are telling me that I should still stick it out because marriage is “hard.” But I’m correct in thinking this doesn’t apply when there’s abuse, correct?

I told my therapist this morning that a couple of days ago I thought to myself, “I fucking hate him so fucking much.” And this wasn’t in the middle of a fight or a blow-up or finding he had bleached my favorite blouse or anything. It felt really good to think that for a bit.

I guess this is the part where I become utterly hateable, but my wife and I are deeply in love, and after 14 years of marriage, I think she’d agree with me that, while life is hard, our marriage has been the easiest part of it. And that’s with infertility, cancer, and parental disability thrown in. It’s the marriage…

Madeleine Davies, Spokesmodel.