She’s saying that it’s shitty for Taylor Swift to admonish people not to pit women against each other when Swift herself is making a ton of money off of “Bad Blood,” a song that pits women against each other.

So, he’s available? Asking for a friend

The only thing that really matters is that I’m not dating my dad.

Look at the white woman making it about her.... So adorable.

That’s exactly what I said.

There can be only one, Ben. Step aside for Mr. Hardy.

Why is Ben Affleck all trying to be Tom Hardy?

You and I both know dead bodies rested on that furniture and it’s futile to believe otherwise.

OR, some people aren’t good at mating for life.

A relationship borne out of infidelity has pretty high odds of not lasting. Why? If they are willing to cheat with you, they are willing to cheat on you.

And you are already awake and alive in the world? I am impressed. After a night spent with whiskey I lay in bed and whine like the wee little girl I am, wondering why no one loves me enough to bring me burritos.

Same, man.

Thank you Mark. A longer work titled “A Fair & Balanced Fuckfest: Where The News Cums Hard”. It is about Fox News getting poisoned with a sex drug that makes them act like deviants. I hope for it be out next month. It was quite fun to write.

Aw, I love Jezebel! My year is made. Thank you for the kind words!

Here’s my impression of you: “Oooo, look at me, I’m MrDineo and I hate fruit.” That’s okay, though. More pie for bears and me!

This bear was THOUGHTFUL. He didn't eat the strawberry rhubarb because that would be RUDE. Everyone knows strawberry rhubarb is the best pie.

Thanks for bringing that up. It’s important that people keep shouting “Benghazi!”-oh, sorry, “car accident!” whenever she’s in the public eye.