I disagree. I think this is the best thing ever. She knew Cosby personally and it’s hard when you think you know someone to assume that other people talking about him is truth.

First of all, why are we sleeping near wood ants?

really brave of them to let all of those dangerous children go

Yep. A story about Pluto belongs in a celebrity gossip feature called Dirt Bag.

Pluto is not a planet.

Full credit; the barrel line is funny as hell.

“That’s the reason this buff Negroid Amazon keeps dominating this classic sport, white people. Don’t worry. Normal cute white athletes would be killing it out there if they decided to become the double-muscled clydesdale that this black chick is, but we have smart trainers who made sure they stay small and fuckable.…

she has a hemsworth brother right in front of her face and she settles for fucking coldplay.

Also, it is now a thing to match nail polish to shoes? I cannot live up to this level of scrutiny.

Clearly the one on the right. If you disagree you are WRONG WRONG WRONG

hannibal is a better comedian, schumer is a better sketch artist (or has better writers). This show was brutal.

Overall the show was disappointing, but i love Hannibal so I’ll keep watching in optimism. Amy swatting at invisible flies was an expertly done bit of business.

This is hilariously stupid. Spinning it to be about childhood obesity is fucking genius though. I want to get high with this girl

She thinks donuts are bad and part of a food system that is chronically unhealthy for America….so she went into a donut shop and licked a donut?

Petulant twerp is petulant.

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And I think we can all agree that pics of leaking dicks are worst of all.

I’m sorry the ‘80s, they weren’t fun for everybody, clearly.

i am going to be perfectly honest, when i saw this news i thought to myself “wait, didn’t she die like ten years ago?”

Omg stop with the bully word. These people are public figures and as soon as someones doesn’t like them or disagrees with its bullying. Foh