Other Random Women Who Call Themselves Experts and tell other women how to talk, act, dress. I don’t want a man to tell me what to do and I don’t want another woman to either. So fuck off mother fucker. JUST stop with the micromanagement of words and thoughts. Just stop. Fucking assholes. Police your own damn selves.…

It’s obvious that kid is bursting with toxins, catface. You’re probably a shill for Big Vaccine.

I wouldn't say no if he pursued me but I wouldn't work for it either

I am also sure that she’s much smarter than the character she plays on TV. No one builds that kind of an empire by accident.

her tits are fake, right?!?! pls!?!?!

Don’t we know this already? It isn’t “the norm” to be a 0, but at that size the curves/shapes of your body don’t interfere with the lines of the clothes. If your business is clothing design, you want to show off your designs, not the body underneath.

BAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT FAT MARRIED PEOPLE*

NOTE THE IRONY OF A CAT-PARASITE-INFESTED TOXOPLASMA ZOMBIE REFERRING TO A BOLD TRUTH-TELLER AS A “SHITHEAD”

The face says he’s at least 40, and probably has the maturity of a 17 year old.

Umph, this is so try-hard I am wincing with my entire body.

22? That is one middle-management-with-a-mortgage-and-three-kids looking young person right there.

This story was huge in Montreal. Not only did he kill Jun Lin but he filmed himself having sex with his corpse and mailed his hands and feet to different parts of the country. He was also romantically linked to Karla Homolka of Karla Homolka and Paul Bernardo who committed horrific sexual assaults almost 20 years ago.…

Laura Prepon was cute until I found out she was stupid.

Here is my problem.

I once tried to text “Bah humbug” to a friend of mine who was being overly chipper during the holiday season. My phone autocorrected to “Vag humdinger”. And now that is what I say all the time.

But it’s not the same number of syllables!

Shania hates mayo, and she can’t eat chicken salad.

Reference to one of my favorite films. “I Heart Hukabees”

That’s really awful.