“You hear that new selena gomez song?”

Great excuse to experiment with it, then!

That sounds less like a problem to me, and more like a reason to hone your multiple-orgasm game ... :-)

Hahaha, yes, a lot of women can really hone in on their technique. I’ve heard of women who can get themselves off in under 30 seconds. What about teasing yourself a little? Get close to the edge of orgasm, then take a break, then resume and repeat...

hee hee ain’t gonna lie though, I still like it

hahahaha I can’t unhear it!

decided to do it for anyone who wants to rip it off youtube

This kind of blows my mind. I won’t get out of bed in the morning until I’ve rubbed one out. Fuck breakfast; an orgasm is the most important part of my day.

Because I don’t know where else to put this and felt like I would have betrayed you all for not sharing. Ladies, gentlemen...today...I went Hamm. (that’s me on the far right).

I actually had a Yoko tweet in here but then I lost my draft and forgot about.

"Wow, how trashy is Nicki!? Getting knocked up by a dude you're having relationship troubles with and to whom you are not married? Girls these days. Should have practiced abstinence!" - Bristol Palin

She’s mixed. The pic with her siblings make that pretty obvious. I think her mom probably had a secret.

I do not agree.

Don’t have kids. This is advice from someone with 3 kids.

I need more Maya Rudolph in my life. Hell, AMERICA needs more Maya Rudolph.

It’s pretty rich of her to construe a homeland security dude doing his job as “trying to get his 15 minutes” considering she hitched her wagon to an aging alcoholic superstar and hasn’t looked back since.

Wow. Bethenny Frankel is really coming for Hilaria Baldwin’s attention whore crown.

“What are we doing here guys? Guys?”

Just curious, are people seriously interested in what “really goes on” in the Playboy Mansion? I couldn’t give less of a fuck and I’m a nosy person in general.