TwoPermitsDoNotEqualALicense
TwoPermitsDoNotEqualALicense
TwoPermitsDoNotEqualALicense

I don’t like Courtney Love. It’s got nothing to do with Kurt Cobain or anything like that. I just don’t like her (for reasons that need not be gotten into here).

I am so done with this. I can no longer see any cop without immediately feeling suspicion and revulsion. How many times do we need to see police terrorizing their communities before we do something?

Mindy Kahling is unfunny and a total fucking asshole? This is my shocked face.

Listen, I agree that her parents are sketchy as fuck, but I don’t feel sympathy for her either. She is making a complete mockery of black women. She’s basically saying, “All you have to do to be black is wear shitty wigs, tan your skin, teach some classes about black people, paint some pictures of black people, and

So, yes?

It’s a parody that they’re playing straight

I actually started ordering it from Amazon, several cans at a time, because finding it is hit and miss. Ulta usually has it too.

I actually started ordering it from Amazon, several cans at a time, because finding it is hit and miss. Ulta usually

Batiste is THE best but I can only ever find it at Walgreens. Suave Dry Shampoo will work in a pinch since it’s cheaper and easier to find.

Batiste is THE best but I can only ever find it at Walgreens. Suave Dry Shampoo will work in a pinch since it’s

This is the best and cherry scent is my favorite!

This is the best and cherry scent is my favorite!

Maybe I need to get a tinted one but I just tried the one on the far left and I straight up looked like George Washington. The issue is my hair isn’t really brown, or blonde so I don’t even know what color i’d get.

Maybe I need to get a tinted one but I just tried the one on the far left and I straight up looked like George

This is the only valid answer. I mean, there might be a better dry shampoo out there, but not one that costs $8. I can’t afford anything more expensive than that because I use this shit constantly.

This is the only valid answer. I mean, there might be a better dry shampoo out there, but not one that costs $8. I

Batiste Dry Shampoos! The spray is tinted in several different shades so you don’t have to worry about your hair getting that tint of white! http://www.amazon.com/Batiste-Shampo…

Batiste Dry Shampoos! The spray is tinted in several different shades so you don’t have to worry about your hair

I was in a store buying a birthday card this morning and overheard three affluent late-middle age ladies going on and on about buying a “selfie stick.” When someone’s phone rang and the ring tone was “Happy” the person in the card section next to me said, “oh of course” out loud.

“She used to tell us that teachers treated her differently than other people and a lot of them acted like they didn’t want her there....”

I actually kind of like her (I generally like arrogant/pretentious people for some reason).

I love this high school pic of her.

Zine? Chloe Sevigny? Everything about this article made me feel like it was 1999. All my wrinkles were gone, I felt 20 lbs lighter, and I looked over at my son and all I saw was an ovum. (I also felt really hung over and was worried I about how I was going to pay my rent).