Diplo, is that you again?

Nope. That’s still Taylor Swift. Complete with fart - you know that Jez post is coming.

I don't want to be mean, but where the fuck is Taylor's butt? Girl really has a case of a back with a crack.

Taylor Wears white to someone elses wedding? Gurl, that TAAAACKKKYYYY.

She planned the whole thing to upstage the bride. Taylor is very much in control of her image and I’m shocked you can’t see through it.

In other news, I left Direct Student Loans a really big tip this morning. Got a check for my birthday - made an extra payment. According to their interest calculator, I just saved myself like ... $50 over ten years. WHERE’S MY DIRTBAG BULLET POINT?

Rock on, the pair of you. Oh, and fuck the tabloids. That is all.

This girl sounds incredibly bad ass, and so does her mother. And fuck the fucking misogynistic media.

My first thought was Toni Home Perm using the xsmall rods. I know this because my mom did it to me. She was going for a “Shirley Temple” look (WTF). After we cut it off I had to endure a full year of “and what will the young gentleman be having” I’m not saying it lead directly to the divorce. But I’m not saying it…

SHE SAID HER HAIR WAS A 4?

I have black family members who look just like this woman, down to their freckles, and green and blue eyes, though their hair is darker. I wouldn’t have questioned her blackness.

“Hey, you’re black, right?”

Life revolves around a bitch show me a man that won’t cheat

Your screen name.... <3

Please let me know: Is there anything wrong with saying black men love me?

Poor hygiene, dumb, no personality.

RE that last picture:

I used to love Bob Dylan’s tracks about doing “E” and raping and murdering your ex-wife in front of your kid. CLASSIC Dylan.