hm. a fake person and a real person having a relationship. w ryan gosling in it.

(but for real, I appreciate that someone made this joke before I did)

Oh god, these are all terrible.

The soundtrack. It’s always the soundtrack.

Aw, Calvin Harris took his girlfriend (Taylor Swift) and her son (Ed Sheeran) out to lunch.

where’d you find a picture of me on the internet.

I mean. seriously.

okay but like.

“This fall” and “next spring” are not “premiere dates.”

A 43 year old essay? Obviously a reason to totally discredit a candidate. Days old support for a pedophile? Well, that’s just an expression of religious freedom.

Hey Jez, good to know your first mention of Sanders is about this, and NOT about how he has and wants to spread equality. You’re so helpful.

No, it’s real.

brb never sleeping ever again

My summer to-do list:

Men I would bang that incite Jezzie Hate

He definitely doesn’t eat box but I bet it’s fun blowing coke off his abs so I call it a wash.

Look I’m just going to say it, admit it to the universe, cleanse my soul.

God, can we please talk about the glorification of busy in our culture? I mean, Sharon may well be sick from something else, “exhaustion” seems to be the go-to excuse for celebs, but this post brought up a very good point. I have really made it a point to step away from “busy-ness” in the last year and a half and it…

She was a talented and very funny lady. She had the kind of career longevity that others can only dream of. Even if she wasn’t a household name to younger generations, she deserved to be, and for much more than just being Jerry Stiller’s wife and Ben Stiller’s mom.