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SO CUTE GIMME

I’m still like........

Mama June sucks, but she ain’t wrong.

This is such a mean girl comment — figures it’s the one that Brown chooses to feature.

Agreed. This video makes my head swim in a romantic way.

this video is wow. this song is wow. the clothes are wow. the editing is wow. the colours are wow. his face is ~*wooww*~. i’m so pumped for the next album

Sorry, but these lyrics are straight gross. “Minaj happily embraces catering to her dude?” Yeah, by cooking, cleaning, and being down for a fuck whenever he is.

When you rubbed your forehead with Jay-Z’s, it seemed like an economical transaction

Deliver us from Evil is one of the most devastating pieces of filmmaking I’ve ever seen. Almost paradoxically, it was so effective I don’t know if I’ll have the stomach for this one.

I mean, I know what my boyfriend’s significant past relationships are and what he thinks about those and what his general attitudes towards sex and relationships are, because I think those are important things to know about your partner, but I don’t know the exact number of people he’s had sex with, because I feel

So they called off the wedding but everyone is still getting together for a barbecue? That’s either brilliant or insane, and i’m not sure which.

My ex broke up with me because I refused to tell him. He would say things like, “I will tell you mine number if you tell me yours.” I laughed and said I didn’t care how many he had been with because I am a grown up and realize people, especially in our age group, have had multiply partners. I don’t even understand the

It’s between 4 and 400. Imma just say right in the middle.

wtf kind of crazy double standard nonsense is this.

My husband and I not only have never revealed our Number to each other, we have never once talked about any prior relationships. Ever. Married 15 years, together for 20 and happily none the wiser.

Yeah he doesn’t know and he doesn’t ask and I’m not telling. I’m with him. I have been tested and it’s none of his business. He has also never told me because we respect each other’s privacy. It is also because I can’t remember.

Ok, honesty time. I couldn’t tell my partner how many people I’ve slept with because somewhere around my late 20s, I stopped counting. It’s not like it was so many that I couldn’t keep track, it just didn’t seem like important information to hold in my head.

coming forward and being like “Hey, this famous person you guys think is so GREAT...she’s lying about her age and she wasn’t EVEN FUNNY” just makes you seem like a small, salty bitch. Like, this is not Talented Mr Ripley levels of deception.

Her outfit looks like a rug my family bought in 1979.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.