Iggy didn't get the comically big kind.

A matronly, 29-year old

If "Watching a Crying Drunk Girl Yell at Her Boyfriend" doesn't win the whole thing, I won't know who you people are anymore.

Is she half african american, or half african? I'm not snarking, I'm seriously asking.

The absolute hatred Jezebel/Gawker Media has for her in general is pretty hilarious.

1. Her voice is much more enjoyable to listen to with her natural accent.

hahahahabahahahhaha oh my god this this a thousand times this.

That is the face of someone who goes down on you for just too fucking long.

Haha, you would have been picked off for weakness in times before these. Thank your lucky stars.

That person that complains about a cute video because of someones allergies.

Really? I mean really. You had to be THAT person?

Are you sure you're not seeing service dogs? There has been an explosion in the use of service dogs for various conditions (my war vet cousin has one for PTSD). Ultimately the establishment is responsible for setting and enforcing the ground rules. If a place wants to be dog friendly, it's within their right.

Lol my dog totally does not want to stay home when I'm leaving. Not sure which dogs would (unless they're old).

"It's always about race. Lorde can run her mouth and talk shit about all these other bitches, but y'all aren't saying she's angry. If I have something to say, I get pushed into the corner."

I was feeling sort of old today. Thank you for posting this and reminding me that I don't really want to be 21 again.

This is literally the worst comment I have ever encountered on Jez. But if I am never sleeping again, NONE OF THE REST OF YOU WILL EITHER.

ugh, Shailene Woodley