Does this have implications for my beloved dentist Lincoln???

That's great news! He's funny as hell on Broad City.

I don't think I know anyone who has fucked John Mayer.

LMAO

I am reevaluating my thoughts on the death penalty rn, tbh

Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know

I am an old. One definition Urban Dictionary gives of "fleek" is "swavy" and this does not help me understand what fleek means...

Alemi recommends making a run for the northern Rockies. While not an entirely practical implication, it's "fun to know," he says

Good plan. Zombies can't get in without a card.

My strategy remains the same.
1. Eat all of the chocolate remaining in my apartment.
2. Kill self.

i thought she was rich af growing up? anyway i don't think she is racist or anti-black or anti POC or anti queer, just clueless

Selena needs to give up her singing career. Her discography was ok at best but she's not a good singer. If you know you're not a good singer, at least come out with catchy music and be a good dancer. Look at Britney Spears. Great performer, iconic songs, not a good singer.

Is that really a thing? White people touching black people's hair? I can't imagine ever doing that to another adult. I don't get people.

He looks like the Cheetos cat.

Billy, if even half of these people who want to contact you are legitimate in their stories/connections to Scott, I eagerly await the follow up to this wonderful piece.

I'm Travis Scott's former manager. Hip Hop DX wrote an article about the tip of the iceberg.

so, do you like Beck?

See this movie immediately.

Ladies I'll go on record when I say: