You are just ASKING for the newest gross porn image that's being spammed all over GM with this article, Mark. I pray for you.

I fucking hate depression. I hate it.

What a bunch of bullshit. I really start squirming when I see people doing things just for the sake of awareness, but this is especially ridiculous. If you're going to do something "for awareness" at least spend a little time highlighting how people can contribute to research or help those with the disease. It could…

It was 'Closer' that did it for me.

Yas. She's at that every-girl-in-the-women's-restroom-is-my-new-bff level of drunk. That is the best kind of drunk you can be.

I got your back, TwoPermitsDoNotEqualALicense. It gets lonely, hating pizza all by yourself. I wrote a play about it.

Umm, where's the " SPONSORED " tag, did i miss it ?????

Not familiar with Ellie Goulding, but I know Ed Sheeran ( I have a teenage daughter,) and I can see why a woman prefer a different taste than the tatted-up short ginger troll. Hell of a songwriter though.

I'm going to be kinda mean here, but...he is not good-looking.

DAILY MAIL I WILL CUT YOUR FACE OFF YOUR FACE AND SEW IT TO YOUR BUTT And THEN LIGHT YOU ON FIRE

Look at those arms! Go on, gurrrl, with your bad self!

Miranda Kerr AND friggin Adriana Lima? Da fuq ladies? You can rebound way better than with that little shitstain. Team Legolas. I'll take two shirts please.

P.S. DISAGREEING WITH HOW ISRAEL IS HANDLING IT'S "SITUATION" DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JEW HATER.

I'm printing my resume on a Kleenex.

i'm on it !!!!

The listening in on phone calls rule seemed off to me, but I've never gone through a contentious custody battle so maybe it's more common than I think. A lot of the other rules sound like rules I had when I was a kid. My dad hates slamming doors, and if my brother and I didn't leave our shoes right by the door or in…

Yeah, I was just thinking that not slamming doors and keeping everyone's shoes organized (especially when there are EIGHT KIDS) seems really reasonable. Writing up a manual sounds like a fairly condescending way to treat a nanny, but at the same time you have to have clear ways of doing things when you have that many…

I'm definitely not a fan of Kate's, but this nanny seems like she wants her 15 min. I feel like with 8 kids running around you have to establish rules like this to keep some semblance of order. I sure wouldn't want to hear doors slamming every 2 seconds or having to trip over 16+ shoes because my kids can't be…

I don't know much about custody battles or parental phoning rights but... apart from that I have to say that if I had 8 kids I would have some serious house rules too.