That is the definition of bodysnarking. If you're going to do it, at least own it.

Your opinion is duly noted and engraved in the annals of history, madam.

What happened to you that made you so angry?

Apparently my mom has changed her name to Janet Feldman and moved to Florida.

Are you for real?

If cats and dogs are that important to her, then no, she's doing exactly what she needs and wants to do.

Yesterday I cut my finger on the foil container housing my cheese fries and I really could use a compassion day off today :(

Good, maybe this will finally have a rise in hotel room refrigerators so I actually have somewhere to put my dinner leftovers for a change.

It's no contest for us: "Punch-Drunk Love."

List of teams you'd least like to get in a bar fight with:

Lax player here, we are all a fucking joke. That is all.

You're so edgy. :-)

I've always like Ferguson the most of all the late night hosts. Something so genuine and natural about him. The episodes he did on location in France were amazing.

I remember the episode where all of the electricity in the studio went out and he was so pissed he started kicking the fake fireplace saying "It would be great if CBS paid their bills......and built real fireplaces." His reaction to the loss of power ,filmed virtually in the dark but with backup camera power, still…

shes beyond fucking annoying.

If only we had some leads! GAH!

"Different" apparently means "young and skinny".

I don't mean in her raps, I mean as a person. Someone else in the thread posted some images to a few things, http://jezebel.com/to-all-the-whi… And I've seen more than that but I'm entirely too lazy to find it all so, like...she's just not that great overall...