akwafina is a hipster rapper. i don't count her. I'm talking about rap that's not made by liberal arts grads

"The media [said], 'Either you like Banks or Iggy,' so labels were like, 'There can only be one rapper with a vagina,' " explains Azalea."

Nicki Minaj is like an IRL Pocahontas to me, similar to how Kim was an IRL Princess Jasmine before she did all that stuff that made her look like a completely different person. They both have to die for bone structure.

Nicki looks hot as usual.

Dammmmn Nicki, get it.

Nicki Minaj is like a real-life Jessica Rabbit! She's goes so far into "sexy" that it almost verges on creepy territory. Almost. I was watching TV with Mr. Queef AND Queef Dad when she came onstage for some awards show and they were both instantly reduced to this drooling, sputtering state of confusion like, "What…

NICKI MINAJ WINS

Nicki Minaj is so hot.

GODDAMN!

I wish the worst death on all those dog abusers.

That reply is basically: "No but I can't rude about it because I have a job in PR so I'm going to pretend I'm busy, you sad pathetic boy. Try asking a girl your own age that might actually want to go to prom." Sorry, Pat. Maybe you should consider boundaries next time you try to strong arm a woman into validating…

The mute their mikes, laugh their asses off, and hope no one calls in.

What do you do when your partner says "I wasn't talking about the hot dog"? Do you just put your head down? Do you immediately email your producer saying you had nothing to do with that comment? Do you high five the guy? What goes on.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with this guy that a GOOD ass-whooping wouldn't fix.

I find the claim that Amanda Bynes's behavior was due solely to marijuana very, very hard to believe.

"What should we say?"
"Drugs...go with drugs"
"What? Are you crazy...we can't say she is a junkie..."
"Ok - let's go with Pot...no one cares about pot."
"Does it do that to people?"
pulls out 1982 anti-drugs campaign videos

Johnny Depp dresses like a fucking idiot. That's the bigger story.

How best to incorporate this into my cover letters telling prospective employers that I no longer want to be a lawyer?

I think I might call her Scarjo just because of this. Seriously never did before.

I am definitely the person who wouldn't use the toilet paper bc it's touched the ground.