Let’s not link to his website though, that’s what he wants

Uhm. Has Lorde seen The Dreamers, because...???

This is even pre - United States of Tara, she looks so different! She sang that song in the Scott Pilgrim movie, I think it was a cover of a Metric song, and I loved her version more than the original.

I was going to watch it but I just cannot commit two hours of my life to a pilot. I wonder if there would have been a difference if they’d made it an hour like usual.

I feel like you and I should start a Married to Morons club or something.

There have been some higher profile police murders lately, he probably just figured better to be safe than sorry. Not sure it was the right call but it’s the call I definitely would have made (because I am a wuss.)

Hey no offense but what in the holy fuck is wrong with you?

I literally believed Sophia and Joe’s relationship was one of those fake Hollywood ones for publicity because it’s sort of too hard for me to handle two people that perfect looking being a couple

Mark you need to sit the fuck down implying Beyonce isn’t as strong a singer as Adele. Her isolated vocals were just as impressive, what in the hell were you listening to?? I’m legit confused

I am so confused by people saying the Beiber album is good. It’s exactly my cup of tea, I live for R&B/pop and I just think the album is so average and bland and not good. His last R&B album blew it away. What am I missing?!

Her Chicken Tortilla Soup recipe is a fucking MIRACLE if you haven’t made it yet, FYI.

Also, “I almost died” seems incredibly dramatic.

I agree with this. My mother refuses to tell children they are adorable or pretty or handsome. This is because when my sister was little, she was very adorable...exceptionally adorable, really. She was told this over and over and over. Then, she started growing and became an 8 year old with messy hair and crooked…

Agreed. Some of us are just bad at things that are very easy/come naturally to most. For example, I am one of those people that chokes on her water (or any beverage, really) like 2 out of every 5 times I drink anything. My Mom is the same way. We are full grown adults that have not figured out how to drink things…

She’s a Priscilla Presley ripoff and that’s not even her face, so...

I think I love you

I like the tights on Clare Dunn (whoever that is)!

I literally always want lox. There is never a time where I don’t think “lox would be delicious right now.”

I had some asparagus and bread on its way out so I had an asparagus, goat cheese and poached egg sammy. Delish!

Oh shut the fuck up.