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Man that kid may be a little shithead but his voice is like BUTTAH.

I LOVE the blowout cream in the Allure beauty box. I used it once and went on Amazon for a full tube. It keeps my hair straight and clean looking for 3 full days and I can sleep on it without it looking awful the next morning. 5 stars, baby!! (That said the handcream was just meh as were the lipsticks.)

SINKHOLES THOUGH. What is with all the sinkholes?! I would be terrified every single day.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve changed their policies on this by now, it’s been over 15 years since I worked there. I also wouldn’t be surprised if they haven’t and different managers at different stores allow it because it’s such an incredible waste of food.

Yeah I worked at Einstein Bagels, same thing. We threw away SO MANY bagels every night because we weren’t allowed to donate them. Always bummed me out :-/

I love you and your sister

Uh. You guys? I think it was a joke.

I love this song! Also, I would fuck Patrick Wimberly until his dick falls off. What a goddamn dreamboat.

She has got to be the thirstiest bitch in history.

Well she is certainly very good at being pretty, I’ll give her that!

It is going to drive me absolutely insane trying to remember that kid’s name!!

Lol that was someone named Melanie Paxson, although they do look similar.

She’s had some really decent roles and seems to work really steadily. She tends to pick more indie type movies which is odd, seeing as she did Two and a Half Men. I loved her in Win Win and, although her part was smaller, Shattered Glass.

Oh god. Who can even give the tiniest shit. It’s not special to give birth to a child and keep it alive and happy, a whole lot of us have done it pretty easily for a very long time.

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Yeah, FYI, her ex did an interview yesterday where he said she was mentally and physically abusive toward him throughout their entire relationship.

She’s a phenomal performer and talent, like seriously. I am a trained singer (I know, I know) and don’t give out compliments on very many singing voices but hers is incredibly powerful and the emotion she’s able to (convincingly!) sing with is up there with Patsy Cline. She’s one of a kind and just the best out there

I’m just relieved she’s starting to look less like a 12 year old now and more like a beautiful adult woman

“I’m gonna touch the pain away, I know how to scream my own name.” I mean...Jesus.

She looks fucking fabulous, sit down.

They were literally all I listened to on my own for a solid three years or so. I can’t listen to them anymore, they were me and my Dad’s thing we loved together and he’s since passed but maybe someday...