CALM DOWN, CHILD.

Oh, no. Idris is entering Clooney territory. When they start to get smug about their good looks it straight dries me up. I'll take a talented, funny John C. Reilly over a gorgeous dude that KNOWS how gorgeous he is any day of the week.

Oh, you don't? WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO KILL YOURSELF, THEN?!?!?!

Come on. Remember Lindsay Stone?

Because people who have experienced the intense grief of losing their loved ones to torture tend to grab onto anything they can. I'm happy that you've lived such a life where you've never needed to ponder these things, but dismissing them because YOU think its stupid is so, so simple. You cannot possibly judge those…

People who have lost family members who were POWs MIA have nothing but those symbols. They have no body, no grave to visit, no ashes to disperse. Is it that much to ask that adults be respectful of these families or are we all a bunch of toddlers with no impulse control?

I'm not even sure he's singing this incorrectly, even on the radio the song sounds horriblly off-key and he just doesn't have a great voice.

Wha? I heard a different woman spit on his fiance, fiance went after her and that's when Ray got involved against the other woman. Guess we'll have to wait to see how this shiz plays out.

The same reason anyone doesn't ask for help, it can be hard, embarassing or expensive and taking that step is a big one. I'm the only person he's told as far as I know, and he's only talked about it to me in depth when he's been pretty drunk. I've encouraged him to talk to a proffesional and I think he will…

It's sad because he's miserable and cries about it and he's my friend. He doesn't think he'll ever fall in love with anyone until he can have sex with them in a way that makes him happy. Jesus, people on the internet sure love pretending that they know everything!

Haha! Yes, in that respect, he is great. From what he says, he makes absolutely sure the woman has come (or at least convincingly fakes it) before he "finishes."

Not assuming, he can't come without jacking off while looking at porn according to him. He needs the visual stimulation, I guess. He's younger than I am so he's pretty much never lived in a world where porn wasnt easily accessible. I don't know how tight he holds it or whatever, I'd feel a little weird asking but I…

Well, I guess, for guys who have a tough time meeting women. He's actually an attractive, funny guy. He'd be a great catch if it weren't for the weird porn thing.

You'd think but he started jacking off to porn so young that he prefers it to sex. Sex doesn't "do it" for him, I don't even know why he bothers to hook up. Maybe he's hoping he'll find a woman that he actually likes having sex with. It's 100% a mental thing I'm guessing. If he could just relax in the moment I think…

I have a friend who can only orgasm while jacking off to porn. When he has sex with a real live lady he fakes it after she gets off, rips the condom off and flushes it before she can see there's nothing there. I don't know if that's addiction or what but I do know its really effing sad.

Ditto. This shit is fucking disgusting and has no place on this site. Can't they make a groupthink type thing for the weirdos that like this sort of thing?

I'll have you know I just bought my first one this morning and then hop over the Jezebel and what was the *first* headline I see? I don't even like jewelry or candles, I just thought it was a cute idea. JUDGE AWAY, MY FRIEND.

Great Danes don't really run much, they're basically the laziest dogs ever. When I walk my neighbor's occasionally I basically have to drag her down the street because my (already slow) pace is apparently too fast for her.

This is the dumbest thing I've read on the internet today!! Congrats :-D

Wha? I don't have any girlfriends that care about Valentine's Day... My husband and I have never once celebrated it.