That's how Baltimore's been the past few summers. It goes from really fucking cold to really fucking hot, seemingly overnight. It's exhausting. Fuck this shit.

My husband and I were pretty opposed to having engagement photos because neither of us like the way we look in pictures but our photographer insists on it as a way to "get to know your style" before the wedding. I still don't get why he had to do it. We only looked at them once and they never went on Facebook or…

Is it true that you no longer get those fun nipple sensations once you have a boob job?

Ok, but how old was he when he said that shit? When I was 15 or so I SWORE abortion was wrong and that I would never have sex before marriage. A year later I was a total trollop and I had an abortion when I was 19. ****no regrets

I'm honestly pretty fucking grossed out by the amount of glee all these adults are experiencing over something we've seen a hundred times. These kids get into this shit nice, normal people and then a bunch of adults fuck them all up and the rest of us laugh at them because...why? Who gives a shit that he has money? Is…

Does anyone else find it odd how passionate a bunch of grown ass adults are in their hatred of this Beiber kid? Every story on him has endless comments about hoping he dies soon or something along those lines. I don't get it.

I think they started dating in high school, though!

The thing that is actually really sort of sad about Bieber's downfall is that he was actually an incredibly talented kid. It sucks that these kids get into this shit relatively nice, normal people until a bunch of adults fuck them all up.

Yeah. I hate all the "doing stuff" shit where I'd have to give traffic to websites I don't feel the need to visit on my own. What's the point of posting about it without even saying anything? It's like they're saying "I'm far too cool to care about this but here's a link, idiot." At least make it funny for kitten's…

He is an excellent performer, even my grumpy old husband had to agree when we saw him on SNL!

Ok, but. Does it really bother you that much to look at roadside memorials? Like, does it ruin your day? There are an extraordinary amount in my hometown and when I see them I don't think to myself "Gee, that's annoying, I wish someone would burn it to the ground so I dont have to be mildly inconvenienced by having to…

Ok. I read some of your past comments and now I just feel bad. You must be very, very bored.

Seeing as you clearly don't realize how little sense that makes, I'm compelled to explain to you why you appear to be flagrantly stupid to those of us with functional brains.

That'll do it, drama queen. No one gives a shit that you almost went to a movie theatre where people were killed. Jesus Christ. Get over yourself.

Oh, Lindy, I feel you. Just got over the never-ending cold last week and today I woke up with chills and a sore throat. Major bummer :-(

Yeah, I've always really wanted to like her music because she seems like a genuinely kind and intelligent person but it's just not happening.

I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO VISIT PLACES LIKE THAT! YOU WILL STAY HERE FOREVER!!!

My brother and sister in law always say that people really exaggerate how much they love their children as a way of justifying all that they'd given up/sacrificed for them.

I have a soft spot for Paula because she unabashedly shows up to every single awards show either hammered drunk or stoned out of her mind.