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TwoPermitsDoNotEqualALicense
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Been there, girl. That shit is so frustrating!!!

That seriously turned my stomach.

It's ok, because everywhere else in the internet is on your side. Really.

I really like Shakira as a person (from what I know of her) but I just cannot with her voice. Can't.

Haha yeah I just google imaged them and they both actually look pretty happy most of the time which leads me to believe the authors of whatever articles I've read are equally as jealous as I am and pick shitty pictures on purpose.

Most of the pictures of Aaron Paul and his wife make it look like he adores her and she's so not into it. It makes me sad. I'LL TAKE HIM AND LOOK HAPPY TO BE WITH HIM IN PICTURES!!!!

I personally don't find her attractive, I think the hippie chick is way hotter.

It probably has something to do with her being a terrible actress and mediocre singer who clearly believes she's much better than she is.

Lana del Ray, who changed her entire face to look sexy and therefore get more attention musically? That Lana del Ray?

FUCK BEES. Seriously. I hate living in the city. Do you know why I live here anyway? Less. Motherfucking. Bees.

Baltimore banned them a couple of years ago but it's not the least bit enforced. I think grocery stores used paper for the first couple months and then reverted back to plastic.

Uhm. You forgot my boyfriend, Daniel Day Lewis.

What...is going on with this dude?

He's not really retiring he immediately tweeted after that tweet that he's not going anywhere. Teenagers and their hormones, huh?

Courtney looks great with dark hair but, those boobs...girl, those boobs.

I typically get 9 and am still tired all day. Maybe I should shoot for 10 lol!

The only mental health issue LaDouche suffers from is narcissim. His apologies were clearly a farce, further plagiarizing to show that he does not give a fuck. We don't have to blame mental health every time someone acts like an unrepentant asshole, the world is full of unrepentant assholes, they just don't get as

Can we stop giving this douche the verbal equivalent of handjobs? He is very good at rhyming, yes. Maybe one of the best. But his music fucking sucks. I don't know any real fans of hip hop that think his latest is anything more than childish garbage. At least rhyme about something that MEANS something, for fuck's

I think Wayans was referring to Lady of Lady and the Tramp and therefore his tweet is less offensive and more just horribly unfunny. On another note, I don't know who else has lost friends but I've certainly never been compelled to instagram my funeral outfit and make private eye jokes immediately following the

Thanks for the tip, girl! Looove that store.