Ya done good.

Don’t know about him, but I would park it some place safe and stare at it for hours every day.

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

Here’s to Jeff, still one of my best friends, who once came to class with no shirt on. Because he’d used it to put out a fire. In the engine bay of his 1981 Camero. In the high school parking lot.

Oh no I thought I had finished this one, guess it’s gonna be another 100 hours.

Wow. They are going to pull this shtick?

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

1. I don’t remember clicking Deadspin! Which I only read for terrible soccer coverage.

Well, yes, but maybe “Civic dent” or “Accord dent” would have been better examples.

...a garage so questionable that even David Tracy wouldn’t wrench in there...

Bay of Sept-Iles. Quebec, Canada. By Luis Bernardo.

Speaking of Québec, I just moved to Montréal. It’s pretty sweet. I just wish I spoke more french because getting a job here speaking only English is is proving to be quite difficult.

Are you fucking kidding me? It’s either the Jalop commenters have stopped trying, or the people who pick COTD have stopped trying. And knowing commenters, we never stop trying.

Dude, this is one of those million dollar ideas. Make this happen. a Jalopnik Go app would be the best thing of all time.

Hate Tweeting Flamingos is the name of my band. I’m going to sue this guy.

When I think “rocket science”, I think a 24HP flathead straight 6 with a 6.5:1 compression ratio.

One word... Aerodeck