Twism069
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Twism069

I remember the good ol’ days when if you crashed you just blamed Pastor Maldonado. Now things are so complicated...

And somehow it still manages to educate its people better...

Ashton Kutcher

maybe? it was a convertible like the one in the photo, but blue. i didn’t know any other highschool girls with convertibles at the time.

No shit. My suggestion was a red Porsche 944 at 13k, because who was cooler in the 1980s than Jake Ryan from Sixteen Candles? You think this guy would be caught dead in a droptop K-Car? Seriously, how many people voted for that?

Only if you had a fetish for hands not between pillows....

I lusted to get out of my friend's LeBaron in high school. I always thought I was going to die in that thing.

It is the emoji people use to signify a phallus.

Huh. I don't think the Madden Curse has claimed anyone via STD yet, so that's cool.

Trust me. You are wrong on both counts.

Why I Fuck Up My Cars

“The tint is illegal,” he told me, “but I’ve never gotten pulled over for it.”

She’s probably just working on another obnoxious anti-car article to tag and crosspost to Jalopnik. *shrug*

Huh, didn’t know they offered the SS trim on the 81 Vette.

Your mom is awesome.

Nice try

It doesn’t hold enough altar boys. Get an Estate Wagon

They're really good at making a boring game look fun.

This is only cool if you can eventually bore members of your tribe with the stories of your triumphs back in some heroic golden age.

Possibility to have descendants or heirs to your equipment? You start off as unskilled as before, but could inherit a house or some equipment?