This might be the first time I’ve ever related to Kim. Everyone I know loved pregnancy and felt fantastic and glowed, but I was bloated and puffy and in pain and vomited for 8 months.

Not to detract away from the rapes and murders because those are awful, it was nice to read that she was heard by the authorities and the judge didn't just throw her into prison and that the system worked for her. I super fucking needed that today.

Another difference is that Colbert is actually funny.

As a former pill addict and from a family of alcoholics just shut up. We shouldn’t pander to your inability to control yourself.

And all I got was this stupid marriage license.

What are we supposed to do now!? Find men who respect and love us!? ..Is that even A Thing!?

One 24-year-old woman told me that her boyfriend broke up with her because ‘he told me that I wasn’t girlfriend material because I had been with 10 guys

don’t know which 2 do so here’s both:

Oh christ.... The games cant please everyone. Stop your bitching. If you want more music, go buy DLC. If you don’t want to, then stop your bitching. ACTUALLY just stop your bitching in general.

Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

Dramatic re-enactment of my last knitting project:

I mean, okay, it’s tacky and a little ugly... but it’s better than anything I could ever knit. That shit has heart.

Seriously. When I announced to my now 82-year-old Busia that I was engaged to a woman, she was giddy and saying “when’s the wedding?” Now that it’s legal in all fifty states, she is all over helping me plan this shindig. She didn’t have to come around, she just wanted her grandkid to be happy.

I really do not understand why anyone needs to “come around” to gay marriage as though they are doing gays some great favor by ‘accepting’ them. If it doesn’t concern you, it’s none of your fucking business what two consenting people do. You don’t have to ‘accept’ or ‘come around’ to it. You just need to mind your…

Still some bits of old rich white man left behind

Yo, Cait, Imma let you finish, but you were married three times. THREE TIMES!

So? Context changes. Some things become more or less humorous - or subversive - as society reshapes itself around them. I’m pretty confident that Hasty Pudding can still find a way to be funny and/or transgressive and/or iconoclastic with women participating on stage.

No reason why men can’t still play women and, uh oh, women can’t play men. When you include people you open up possibilities. You don’t limit them.