in fairness, he did well on Seth Meyer’s dinner party segment so i’ll give him a pass because i was also rele uncomfortable during this

That’s the thing tho-is anybody really ever expecting a cat? Don’t they generally sneak up on your shit, sort of like the Spanish Inquisition?

If they don’t name it Wild Wild I will be upset.

Is that Sluuuuuutsy McSlut Whorebag of The Syndney Whorebags or the Perth Whorebags? I think Mr.R and I may have played contact bridge with her and Mr W. Or perhaps we met them at the regatta?

Thank you!

Pepperidge Farm cakes are AWESOME if you have just broken up with someone and want to eat your feelings from a box with a fork in front of your television.

This article is the literal equivalent of “I’ll show HIM!” and “If you piss me off, I’m leaving a bad Yelp review.”

A lot of places do have these rules for obvious reasons. I’ve seen people come back and bitch about things THEY wanted. This is the type of client that everyone hates the person who does this on impulse and clearly does not make an appointment and then bitches about it. GUYS TAKE TIME TO FIND A GOOD ARTIST SHOP AROUND…

I hate to be Team Tattoo Artist, but just like you can decide where you want your tattoos, he can also decide what work he’ll stand behind and what he WON’T. Clearly you have artistic differences, as evident by your contempt of his other work. So why would you use him in the first place?

Exactly. No necks and hands is a super common rule among artists, and many of them do it for personal reasons (ie. regret, whatever) and for protecting the shop (it opens up a certain amount of liability if someone claims down the line they can’t get a job because of a tattoo you did).

I understand why this was an upsetting experience, but tattoo artists refuse jobs all the time for all sorts of reasons. Many have a no necks, no hands policy - it’s quite common. And, as you discovered, what’s off-limits to one artist is totally okay with another - you were able to get exactly what you wanted in the…

The logic he employed is common in the tattoo world. I have had tattoo artists strongly persuade me to get one tattoo over another, placed here instead of there. I listened. Had I not, I would have kept shopping. You threw a fit and as far as I can tell, it has nothing to do with you being a woman. You’re attempt to…

As a liberal, I can confirm that our favorite activity (besides buying lobster with food stamps and having abortions) is child molestation. My family has a reunion every year just to make sure we all get a shot.

It’s commonly accepted that Fahrenheit provides a more accurate description of the ambient temperature and it’s impact on a person’s comfort level. Celsius is cute when used for science experiments, but little else. I’m a big supporter of the US switching to the metric system, but Fahrenheit is just more accurate when…

I live in Georgia. Get the fuck away from me with your “ceiling fans”.

Disney and Kablam

I have this little clock in the corner of my computer screen that tells me when it’s time to drink. Usually 5:00, 4:30 on Fridays.

One hundred thousand.

A 12 or 13 year old kid pushed me into a soda display in a grocery store once (it hurt like a bitch), when he turned to run I close lined him. He fell into a nearby wall of firewood.

Jesse