Yeah.. i dont even need to see the trailer/announcement/ gameplay...

Funny, I feel like an actress whose talent is widely adored, beauty widely regarded and class uniformly recognized shouldn’t have to answer to a commenter about her neck. She’s gorgeous. She’s also over the age of 30. I’m sure she’d apologize but she has three tv shows to shoot.

You can moisturize til kingdom come but when you approach being a septuagenarian that inevitably happens. I am not convinced any skin products, except sunscreen, fulfill the wild claims they make. That whole industry is a class action lawsuit waiting to happen.

Boy, organized religion sure seems like a fun thing.

Less Gene Simmons-esque plastic surgery weirdness. Y’all, I love me some Cher, but she looks like a caricature of herself with all that filler and pull/tucking. And before y’all jump on me for judging, I do thinks she looks FABULOUS, and please remember we already went through all of that when I pointed out V…

I know, couldn’t those radio play writers had made things easier for us, by appropriately dropping clues through the story so we could solve along at home, and get the answer as the story reveals it in the very special, two-hour live finale.

I was once like you.

I broke my ankle on this post.

Look,

I was going to make a joke here , maybe about how this sack of shit looks like one of the War Boys from the new Mad Max movie. Well i just can’t. This whole story just gets worse and more digusting with every new development. Over on Gawker i’m already seeing Duggar backlash. Why are you still coveirng this? Move on…

LOOK, I TALK A LOT, BUT I WILL BE DAMNED IF EVERY MAN I HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH HAS NOT HAD HIS FACE SHOVED BETWEEN MY CROTCH AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO GET HIM TO STOP. FUCKING. TALKING.

If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.

My 8th grade class got in so much trouble during a pro-life lecture, because we were genuinely confused.

Slightly puzzled, sarcastic judicial rulings are some of my favorite bedtime reading.

This is what I told my man: “I’ve had a lot of sex. You’re welcome.”

It’s not PC, of course, but this is exactly how my family reacted when my sister came out about being a trans woman. And yeah, I do weirdly miss my brother. And yeah, it baffles me that she never ever gave even a hint of this even as a young young child, before I assume she would know that it was “taboo.” I’ve worked…

I never thought I’d see the day when I was defending the Kardashians but: they have lost close family members. Kourtney, Khloe and Kim all lost their father. He died.

I feel perfectly okay criticizing female genital mutilation, regardless of which culture happens to practice it.

There are health risks to this whole practice: improper sanitation, not being able to fully clean menstrual cloths in order to avoid later infections, oh, AND BEING FORCED TO CLUMP UP IN TINY SHACKS WITHOUT ELECTRICITY AND RUN THE RISK OF RAPE AND SNAKE BITE. But you go on, defending "traditions" that are just more…