Welp, looks like I'm shitting my pants from here on out. Toilets were always cold and soulless anyway.

For the record my excuse is that spaghetti sandwiches are delicious.

Yes indeed. What's that about? I feel like I saw her Porto Cervix.

Shit I love gaudy. I want my PC to look like a laser light show.

I don't want to conform to your rules, so here's an ACTUAL list of games that have ACTUALLY gotten people in my life who weren't into gaming, into gaming.

This required a double-take and is possibly the greatest purse in humanity. I would love to know how many thousands of dollars it costs. Also, this evening I'll definitely be stopping by my grocery to pick up a styrofoam meat tray so that I can DIY up my own version of this for work tomorrow. HIGH FASHION 4 LIFE.

This collection is the very definition of Trying Too Hard.

I knew losing 50 pounds would screw me eventually.

Your dreams are valid!

It does kinda Looney though.

Clearly a generational thing going on here. I can't be the only one who learned what the slalom was at an early age.

This looks like that time I went to Jesus Camp.

Those studies included people with lower levels of depression. People with serious clinical depression ARE helped by the drugs. I'm one of them, and neither you nor Tom Cruise will take them away from me.

I was so hoping someone would respond with a reference to this. The gif is perfect!

I love you.

I think this is the fault of Big Pharma, pumping toxins into our children's bloodstreams. Clearly these kids need to eat more organic food. Also, they need to get some healing crystals. Healing crystals fix everything.

Anti-vaccers make me SO FUCKING ANGRY. Aside from all the anti-science bullshit, your kid is not more important than everyone else's kid.

If the worst thing your kids see one the internet is the stuff on this site then they will be just fine. Also, I'm sure you are a good enough parent to help your kids understand the difference between what they should and should not do. My parents let me watch and do all sorts of stuff that may have been…

Tie it to a unicorn and set it free. If it's fabulous enough, it will be received.