That's funny because I'm about to crack open a bottle of wine and host a sing-a-long with me and my dog here of "Fuck It All!"
Id rather take PCP and watch my grandparents have anal sex.
I am in a super good mood and my mood will be made even better when I stop at the cheese shop on the way home, make myself a beautiful cheese plate, open a bottle of wine and spend Valentine's Day Primetime with the Olympics. Seriously, this is the best Valentine's Day I've ever had, single or in a relationship. …
It is a great way to pass the time, isn't it?
And this is why the only thing I ingest is pure, organic virgin's blood. Great for the skin, too! And running them down on moonlit nights is great exercise.
Bowe says straining your facial muscles while doing exercise can have the same affect.
I guess that explains why I feel like punching every single person in the jaw today. Mercury.
"You come upon an altar with the beautiful shrine maiden... Wait, hey! Now when you're sayin 'beautiful' are you talkin like boom out to here and her ass is like daaaamn?"
"This motherfucker got a sword that talks to him. And shit."
She works very, very hard and has not only god-given talent but a great amount of hard-earned skill.
Yeah, it's fucking ridiculous. It's ridiculous that as soon as you get on the mic it's a constant stream of sexual slurs and fantasies.
There have already been all those comments.