Anyone who pretends that the parties didn’t switch places would do well to remember that Prior to Doug Jones, the last Democrat elected by Alabama was Richard Shelby. and Roy Moore was also a Democrat at the time.

Why would I want to put something I’m about to put in my mouth anywhere near the bottom of my shoe? Ew.

Why would I want to put something I’m about to put in my mouth anywhere near the bottom of my shoe? Ew.

Didn’t Voldemort attempt to steal the philosopher’s stone but fail?

Am I in one of those discover card commercials?

You didn’t even quote the best paragraph...

I remember reading this when the magazine came out and literally laughing out loud. I could never find the full text online though. Thanks for the re-read!

I posted this in a few other threads with hopes that it’ll be seen and somehow brought out of the greys. I don’t really know how to kinja.

I posted this separately, but it has a better chance of being seen here.

I posted this separately, but it has a better chance of being seen here.

A few other thoughts for the author that I’m sure will be lost in the grays and never be seen. a 1/10,000 risk means that last year 424 babies would have died unnecessarily if birthed outside a hospital where surgical intervention was possible. That’s per risk item.

Why anyone would buy a car with antilock brakes is beyond me. Antilock brakes are for when you hit the brakes so hard that the wheels lock up and skid. Normal driving does not require hitting the brakes that hard. Of course something can jump out in front of you and you may have to hit the brakes that hard, but that’s…

If my wife and I had birthed our children anywhere other than a hospital, neither of them would be alive. I’m all for having a midwife or informed advocate present to speak and help you make the right decisions for you (for instance we may not have induced so early in the labor), but with my first son, his umbilical…

Doc McStuffin's tire swing is hung with the same knot, maybe they just couldn't find a tire.

I think they were just trying to recreate Doc McStuffins' Tire Swing:

I'm not sure you understand how lift and spoilers work. It probably does generate a lot of lift at speed. Negative lift to press the rear tires onto the road and help increase traction.

Another tip, which might only to frequent cruise travelers who happen to also invest in the stock market, is to buy at least 100 shares of stock in Carnival (which owns a bunch of other cruise lines) or Royal Caribbean. Those shareholders can get up to $250 in onboard credit. Right now Carnival (CCL) is trading at…

First of all, relevant username?

Did you get your code yet? I got the second email saying I'd get in on the first, but still nothing.

That and the slow down could produce massive amounts of energy.