Anyone who pretends that the parties didn’t switch places would do well to remember that Prior to Doug Jones, the last Democrat elected by Alabama was Richard Shelby. and Roy Moore was also a Democrat at the time.

Why would I want to put something I’m about to put in my mouth anywhere near the bottom of my shoe? Ew.

Why would I want to put something I’m about to put in my mouth anywhere near the bottom of my shoe? Ew.

Proposal: any remake that originally starred Tim Curry should have the part recast with Aubrey Plaza.

Anchiceratops?

Didn’t Voldemort attempt to steal the philosopher’s stone but fail?

You can trust me too!

HAHAHAHA... You dumb bastard... It’s not a schooner, it’s a sailboat!

I get a real “Better off Ted” vibe, which is a good thing.

You’ve just freed up my reservations about this movie, thanks! I hadn’t considered that it may take place in a different loop!

FYI, you can mirror your [android] phone screen on Roku devices too.

Am I in one of those discover card commercials?

You didn’t even quote the best paragraph...

I remember reading this when the magazine came out and literally laughing out loud. I could never find the full text online though. Thanks for the re-read!

I can’t help but think of that scene in Dazed and Confused every time I read this.

Scrolling through while listening to King Kunta. 9’s feelin’ it. I love this gif.

I posted this in a few other threads with hopes that it’ll be seen and somehow brought out of the greys. I don’t really know how to kinja.

I posted this separately, but it has a better chance of being seen here.

I posted this separately, but it has a better chance of being seen here.

A few other thoughts for the author that I’m sure will be lost in the grays and never be seen. a 1/10,000 risk means that last year 424 babies would have died unnecessarily if birthed outside a hospital where surgical intervention was possible. That’s per risk item.