Slightly disappointed that the insane hotness of 20-year-old Tim Kaine was not passed on down to his son.

And this is why you need to take out a life insurance policy on your adult child for the amount of the loan you co-sign. I’ve known dozens of parents who have done so, for this very reason.

Gwyneth and Chris’ kids are a lot less conflicted and unhappy than Brad and Angelina’s kids, so yes, they are doing divorce right.

Loved, loved loved her Pinteresty death party! Fantastic details! Glamorous silk pajamas, top-shelf liquor, $30K rental in Ojai, exclusive guest list—- this dead white woman did good!

Not sure if Donna is a real person or just a nom de plume of Hamilton Nolan who really, really, really(!) wants us to care about the plight of the adjuncts.

Isn’t almond milk like 98% water? It seems pretty expensive for something you get out of a tap.

In my day, all the cool girls had Hello Kitty tarot cards. You young’uns and your Lisa Frank ... ::shakes cane::

Hey Courtney, I checked out three of the dresses on the site and wanted to let you know, POLYESTER is not a “luxe fabric.”

She talked about the wigs on Letterman earlier this year.

She’s well-bred. I think that’s why everyone loves her so much.

Courtney Robertson’s book about her experience on The Bachelor was pretty good.

But where are all these people today? Did they settle into wedded bliss, or are they still swinging singles?? The Times needs to do a 40 years later follow-up!

Jay Thomas better be there, too! Last year John McEnroe substituted for an ill Jay and memorized Jay's classic Lone Ranger tale, but it just wasn't the same!

It only lasts till 2015.

Went through the whole procedure with Newsblur only to find out you can only subscribe to 12 feeds for free, and have to pay $$$ to add more. Ugh. I think I'm just gonna wait until July and see if someone comes up with something truly free.

I think 50 is reported to be the age at which women become sexually invisible to men. So feel free to go grey at 50 because most men won't notice anyway.

There was never a pooping rumor, but there were rumors that John was a fan of golden showers. John addressed this back in the December 2009 issue of Maxim:

Seriously? Get term life insurance for both of you. It's dirt cheap and you'll have piece of mind knowing you won't be subjecting your kid to what you went through.

And no doubt the fattie that wrote the article would be shocked to realize other gym go-ers loathe her because of her singing, and not due to her excess pounds.