Oh honey. You do realize the headphones do not have to be connected to anything, right?

I'll always believe that Doutzen Kroes got stuck in the low rent Victoria's Secret/SI Swimsuit issue model career because she resembles C-lister Denise Richards too closely.

Her death was more important because she was stolen from her bedroom in the middle of the night. Anytime that happens (Polly Klaas, Elizabeth Smart) the press makes a big deal about it. Being snatched on the street is seen as more "likely" for a kidnapping (plus there's a chance that the child died of misadventure,…

I guess I'm just tired of always looking four/five months pregnant no matter what workout I'm using at the time. Ruching (on swimsuits/dresses/t-shirts) is the only thing that keep me sane.

It's so easy for "curvy" girls to brag about showing what they've got when their curves are in all the right places: their boobs and their butt. But who wants to do that when they have thunder thighs, a big belly, and no T & A to speak of?

Don't worry Mat. One day you'll be old too, and realize you don't care anymore what people think of you (or your musical tastes.)

Blah. I sent my free postcard, and then went in to send a second and my signature is appearing at the top of the postcard instead of the bottom and there seems to be no way to go in and edit it. WTF?

I have an overpowering urge to submit Neil's cake to Cakewrecks.