Here’s a tip, clothing manufacturers: if your “summer dress” is made out of 100% polyester then it is not, in fact, a summer dress. It’s a dress-shaped sauna. Ain’t no one got time for that.

I second the question.

All I can think is: Leslie is a fucking snitch-ass bitch.

Secondly, Janet is wealthy in her own right and has the potential to make even more money if she feels like it. It seems odd and unnecessary that she’d get married and go through an extremely high-risk pregnancy just for some cash.

No, its just wrong.

Harriet Tubman is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

I’m not a massive Fed fan, I wish there was some more competition for GOAT, and I suspect Djoko is the closest to giving him a run for his money (barring him getting caught up in what I sadly suspect is the sport-wide doping scandal that’s inevitably coming).

• “ICE PICK IN RECTUM TO PUSH HEMORRHOIDS BACK IN”

This is a serious story, no unibrow jokes.

Or Cho is a lying hack and tried to get the spotlight put on her?

OH SHIT! Tilda came with fucking receiptsssssssssss

You don’t have to get money from the Vanderbilts—who, yes, more or less threw their fortune away—for it to be interesting that you’re a Vanderbilt.

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

No need to choose because we’ve got them both!

Boy, you’re really pissed at the Deadspin choads, huh?

he can’t read yet

That, or some people can put aside political beliefs when establishing friendships, either staying away from that boundary or knowing what buttons not to push. Obama and Tom Coburn, for example.

Really throwing those dice by making the oldest man in the world wait 2 more weeks aren’t we?

Holy. Shit. "Look at Me" was so scary I realized at the end I was sitting with my hands covering my mouth, feeling like I was about to hurl. And I'm sitting in a lit office, with my coworkers benignly chatting nearby,