Plutocratese.

Either Klingon or Orcish.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

“My job is to coach the team.”- Adam Gase

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

So there are.

Yeah, I guess when the fucking president of the United States says it’s ok, entitled assholes are going to do what they do. 

Darnold: Shh! Listen! I can hear the ghosts now too.

It looks like he was skating in forward motion and his skate stuck into the ice for a split second resulting in a brief 180 of his ankle.

In order to uncover The Batman Who Laughs’ master plan, Superman has infected himself with Joker toxin and broken the villain out of his prison underneath The Hall of Justice.

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

“It really does.”
-Rick Pitino

“What will we call our cool new mutant team? “

“Silver does deserve credit for not firing Morey on the spot”

I guess we’ll have to take their word for it that Kim Jong Un scored 10 goals, 5 touchdowns, 8 homeruns and 15 wickets.

Well ... he was on the field.

It could be worse. The full version was, “What, you’re no longer down with this dominant, prominent, malcontent, nonevent, rubber cement, breach of trust with fraudulent intent pussy?” 

In America I could be disappeared at any moment, for no reason at all, because a cop deems it so.