In short: there aren’t real heroes in war. Or rather, the real heroes are the ones fighting for their (and their loved ones’) lives, not the ones calling the shots.

I want a new Timesplitters game so much.

Boomers refuse to retire, mostly because they think the rest of us care deserve to hear what they have to say. About any-fucking-thing.

And of course the media reports on him as “Mueller’s Witness” and not “Trump’s liaison to SA royals.” No one cares about this particular person, so who can we damage by proxy? Cause most people only read headlines...

They’re paid shit for the job. Consequently, all the people willing to take the job are shitty people who suck and life and take it out on you.

Fun fact: it’s not even actually a Xmas sweater, it’s just a piece of promo merch from Zazz Blammymatazz’s last reunion tour.

I was so focused on the eyes and Santa’s nightmare teeth that I didn’t even see the actual cocaine on the table until I scrolled back up. 

Invader Zim called it The Foodening and I have ever since. Literally it’s a day celebrating gluttony just lean in.

One thing to note about R’s journal: it doesn’t actually spill the details on the squid-bomb. Rorscharch doesn’t learn the true extent/specifics of Adrian’s plan until he and Dan go to Antarctica. The journal lays out his suspicions that Adrian is at the head of some kind of conspiracy and most likely killed The…

Katamari cosplay

As a weekly reader of Famitsu, I find it nearly impossible to believe four different reviewers found it perfect.

OK...he has a pass to say that word, sure sure, but can he explain pairing it with “White power”?

I know this comment isn’t related to any of the headlines in the post but I am truly sad that Deadspin is over. 

Jezebel is a blog for women, but this post is about a man. I think you guys really ought to “stick to women” here.

“See, Joe, that’s what snakes get on Whacking Day.”

“This is motor racing”

That is true Brownian Motion being exhibited. 

This is really a non-story. On the list of reasons they lost today, that missed kick came in about 6th. Making the kick would have just covered up all those other problems that led to a last second FG attempt being necessary, which is exactly what happened when they beat Denver.

Failure in the red zone is an improvement over not getting into the red zone, I guess.