See, when you started off about how characters can eat shit and trip, I thought they’d introduced mushrooms into the game...

Trump is going to re-work the design to be “more American”? Obvious post is obvious.

She also maintains that she did not know about “the underage girls,” and believes she has been singled out by the press for being a woman

He looks like a whitefaced Mr Hankey.

a penis of unusual size

But how is it from the window to the wall?

Maybe they should start posting nothing but sports stories, since Deadspin is being choked out like Epstein was?

It sounds like the entire thing was written through Google Translate. I’m just not sure what the source language was...

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vowed to implement “significant changes to our production processes”

Coach the team? That usually involves things like... talking to players sometimes. About whether or not they can play.

Dolphins games shouldn’t be reported in terms of won/lost or even what the score was. They should be focused solely on how interested the other team seemed in the game, and how much work they had to do to win. For a typical standard game of “a competent NFL team could run their second string team in toto and and maybe…

Don’t let this piece of human-shaped garbage normalize concentration camps. She never “spoke truth to power”, she lied in sworn testimony. She shouldn’t be giving speeches to other women for a huge paycheck, she should be in jail for perjury.

“I see your swangsong is as large as mine!”

I bet that guy on the far right does a mean version of “I’m a little teapot” in that suit.

Colin Kaepernick damn near disappeared just for embarrassing the NFL.

Is there a rule somewhere that _requires_ college players to put their names into the NFL draft? Because if I was an up-and-coming senior, and if I thought there was even a fraction of gnat’s-ass chance I could be picked by these fucknuts for their garbage fire of a team, I would pull my name out and take my chances…

For a split second, after reading that headline, I thought she was throwing out cases _against_ cops. Now I feel much better.

They just set up mirrors at everyone’s desks so they can all fire themselves.