“Did you know that when visiting foreign countries, Viktor Krum opts to shit on the floor as a display of dominance? And he doesn’t magic it away!”

“I am not as comfortable with this one as the last one.”

Nix Bruised In Scrape, May Be Cut

Good. That’s what’s supposed to happen in cases like this.

The slowness by which Bills fan bystanders tend to him (not to mention the fact they held onto their beers) is as 1:1 on-brand as it gets.

First Jaguars Junction, now The Blowhole? I anxiously await Deadspin’s next column on Florida’s NFL franchises, The Sinking Ship, a Buccaneers blog written by Tim Burke.

Nothing more American than being wrong, I guess.

These earlier episodes of BattleBots are much more dangerous than I remember them.

This is the biggest hit I’ve seen laid on a number 11 who couldn’t handle drinks since Phil Simms.

If only all NFL owners had the moral fortitude to just not sign a headhunting sociopath, but let’s be real here. Not like he did something dangerous or distracting like, I dunno, refusing to stand for the national anthem.

This might be one of those rare situations where a union’s job to protect players means it should take some sort of extraordinary action against another player if the NFL is unwilling to.

Woah woah woah, let pump the brakes on the whole “genius” thing.

The most mind-blowing thing about this is that the Redskins now look like geniuses for letting him go.

After his ejection, the Raiders captain ran off the field blowing kisses to the booing crowd.

Seeing all the assorted rightists blustering their way through interviews this weekend was equal parts hilarious and mind-bending. They were all so far out there, it really made me think this could be Trump’s undoing. The desperation was that thick.

Assuming Humphrey stopped when Odell used his safe word, this seems like a non-issue.

I dunno, “Pick whoever is playing the Dolphins” seems pretty sound.

If you are relying on the Chargers to execute, you really have only yourself to blame.

I was gonna suck my thumb, but I got high

Oh I’m so glad comics’ most prominent disabled superhero was wiped from continuity in order to be brought back as a... “ robotic menace in the vein of Marvel’s Ultron.”

Because “evil robot” is so much less of an explored space for comic books than the old Oracle, who doesn’t even have an easily-referenced identical…