their core in is place for what they hope is a multi-year Super Bowl window

The Joneses are the most effective NFL owners at achieving the goals of an NFL owner: their team is worth the most money.

“Strawweight" I like the sound of that, can we use "Strawweight," "Stickweight," "Brickweight," "Wolfweight," "Threepigweight," etc.

That’s what SHE said! (haha am I doing this right?)

So I'm bringing this comment up out of the greys because of your image. 10/10 improved article.

Amazing, from Wikipedia: “From a review of historical depictions of the figure, it has been identified that the Giant’s current large erection is, in fact, the result of merging a circle representing his naval with a smaller penis during a 1908 re-cut: the navel still appears on a late 1890's picture postcard.”

Drew Magary Presents: Why Your Geolyph Sucks 2019!

We can, and we did. Fuck you forever, Hitchbot.

VAR gets it right and we get mad. Episode 85

How many correct calls must we endure before this horror is banished to hell, and we can go back to complaining about refs missing all the calls before being stalked and killed by deranged passionate fans after the game, like the soccer I remember?

What the everliving fuck is this shit.

And nary a mention of VAR or MLS.

Seriously. I’d have no desire to see this happen as it would not have been a beautiful day — in fact, it’d probably have been on a Sunday... a bloody Sunday... of a new year. One thing is for certain: I’m sure we’d all agree that the moment of surrender would be the sweetest thing.

...I take no pride in what I just…

Edgy take. 

As if we needed another reason to dislike Bono.

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

Even in my hardest of hardcore metal days, I would stop and watch when Missy was on MTV. She is just mesmerizing. I think of her like I think of Peter Gabriel. I’m not always sure of what is happening, but you can’t NOT watch

Between the hair and general shape, I’m getting serious Johnny Bravo vibes.