[having sex]

“Let’s just say it works for me. I have no problem pleasing the ladies. Well, I mean, I do. That’s why I take Viagra. But once I take it, I have no problem pleasing the ladies. Well, no physical problem. I have been accused of being an emotionally distant and selfish lover.”

Real quick reminder that if you label yourself as an “incel”, the reason you can’t get laid is because you’re an intolerable bore, a wastrel, a creepy gremlin, and a backasswards dullard who couldn’t reason his way out of an open doorway, or into functional society - which is far, far easier.

No surprise that hate speech could be heard on the 88 radio.

You’re telling me someone that works on a NASCAR truck team is homophobic?

I believe that it wouldn’t turn off

And I would do ANY THING FOR LOVE...oh I would do anything for love...but I won’t douthat....no I won’t douthat 

Han shot first?

With Johnson and Statham’s bald heads, the movie is much more enjoyable if you pretend that Idris’ super soldier is fighting two genetically-modified, sentient testicles.

Not trying to hurt nobody just wanna be great

Extra! Extra! Intentionally Offensive Assholes Deplatformed By Platform Owners! “We’ve Been Wronged!” Claim Privileged White Men! More At Eleven!

“Conservative comedy” has always been an oxymoron. See: Dennis Miller, Jesse Watters.

I tried Jack In The Box once, and my ass played “Pop Goes The Weasel” for 3 days.

Sadly — and I don’t wish death and harm on anyone — but nothing will change until CEOs, lobbyists and wealthy political donors are massacred right before they start cutting checks so that the political parties and candidates go unfunded during important elections

Full name: Charles Bukowski Jr.

Jesus Christ, Charles. These submissions are supposed to be depressing in a funny way, not straight up depressing.

But the real question is why your pc is taking almost THIRTY SECONDS to boot with either drive... Mine takes a total of 5.5 from complete cold off to logged in on windows. And I'm using an m.2 nvme half the speed of the one you were testing. There's something seriously wrong with your pc my man. 

But the real question is why your pc is taking almost THIRTY SECONDS to boot with either drive... Mine takes a total…

Damn it, take your +1, Iceman.

I’m sure Kenny Loggins has something to say about screw ups in this trailer.

#whereskenny