This guy can help.

The number of people online who don’t realize that Grime’s “regimen” was a (not very good) joke is kinda alarming.

I will gladly start the Go Fund Me for these gentleman. As for the cops nice to see the only time they move quickly is to taser a black man that took the life of his mother. I am not one for frontier justice but hey I can look the other way every now and then

I just want to burn it all the fuck down.  

This :“The creative process is collaborative; management decisions are not.”

hiring this guy as bullpen coach was a mistake

“Fucking showoffs.”

“Players from third-tier Argentine soccer club San Jorge de Tucumán decided to protest.”

Newt Gingrich cosplayer

what a piece of shit you have to be to get expanded sexual assault laws named after you. like what a fucking piece of shit. i hope it is so widely called the schneider loophole that this motherfucker gets called out every time he applies for a job or uses his credit card or has any occasion to share his last name.…

(Strickland is the victim, not the accused). 

I think you’re confused... Strickland is the SHE in this scenario and was the one who made the request.

Washington volleyball star Cassandra Strickland

That .... was a dark time.

Riiiiiight? Like I’m pretty sure I’ve had multiple sexual encounters with a partner before even noticing their testicles? But I guess if they were dinosaur-egg sized...

A study done about 20 years ago (I read about it in Men’s Health when I was in my early 20s) concluded that there is a positive correlation between testicle size and frequency of male sexual activity. It is generally strongly correlated with free testosterone, which in turn tends to affect a guy’s confidence (what…

At this point, the NFL could sign a 6-foot 4-inch, 365-pound linebacker who is a member of the Ku Klux Klan who has elected to wear his KKK hood instead of a helmet and the most a black NFL fan would ask is, “But can he cover the running back coming out of the backfield?”

You know what, good on that shady doctor for bilking these assholes out of their money.

Counterpoint: Peyton has demonstrated that he will do anything if the price is right.