Not only is this the most shocking moment of Snooker I have ever seen, it is also the only moment of Snooker I have ever seen.

“visibly erect, making noises and groaning.”

By the rivers of the Minimum security federal prison/where we sat down to wait for the next crew match/ye-eah we wept/When we remembered falling for that fake Zion invoice

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

Maybe Orthodox Jews are getting different messaging than Reform/Conservative Jews are, because most non-Orthodox rabbis that I’ve seen talking about this make it very clear that vaccinating is a moral good.

For most of high school, my “wife” was also a towel.

Maybe the movie is a meta-commentary about the inherent vacuousness of a Joker origin story that presents itself as the absolute, historical truth.

Thank you, this passage was so unnecessarily confusing. At first I thought he was saying they booed the players for no reason.

Counter-Counterpoint: It looks awful.

YES!!!!! Is this a Flowers in the Attic situation? Or perhaps like a Boylen one? Just rewatched the Tudors and her dad made her read ALL her letters from the king out loud.

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

Is the plot also lengthening?

You’re saying he came after Pitino?  Believable. 

He’s just following in the path of the greats.....

[fist bump]

“I must break you.”

They gave you plenty of warning that only the strippers are allowed on stage.

No shit, Dan.

If a coach can’t teach or motivate his players without screaming at them, he has failed as a coach. Izzo’s a fine coach. His player would want to win the game without being screamed at. They would hear whatever he was trying to inform them about in terms of boxing out or rotating on defense. The screaming is just…

When your team of teenagers is physically restraining you and calming you down, it’s time to maybe re-prioritize some things.