I’m in favor of shooting, killing, and eating any and all persons engaging in this type of automated mass reselling. It may be a short-lived program, but I think it would really help our society get over this hump until alternative or lab-grown proteins can be profitable.

Not even as one of his Power Rangers?

Or we go back to the “bad old days” when scalping was illegal. Or just regulate the industry and cap the maximum price increase for secondary purchases. 

I like to think that Saban doesn’t bother to get to know his staff. So Enos probably told him he was leaving, and after he walked away, Saban thought to himself, “Who the fuck was that guy?”

if we take hockey out of the equation

I think it’s smart. If you want to grow the game, it’s probably a good idea to send over two teams that fans can watch and think “Well, I could do that.” 

Cheer up. You probably always make the short list.

The completely empty seats, the inappropriate use of the Seal of the President of the United States, the poor grammar from someone whose job is communication.

I’m confused- if semen is so great for women, why are chodes like this always telling us to keep our legs closed?

For me it just looks like his face and neck blobs grew a fine layer of pubes.

COUNTERPOINT

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

“...a ‘no toes in the eye' rule.”

Person Participates in Sport Centered Around Beating the Shit Out of Someone, Sustains Major Injury

announced in early November, then unannounced two days later, and finally un-unannounced after that

Insert here the eternal reminder that Tom Coughlin chose Blake Bortles to helm a team with a Super Bowl quality defense over Colin Kaepernick the last two years.

4 minutes of rocking back and forth to gain the momentum to stand up out of bed.

And soon, every remaining Skins player will start criticizing the coaching as well, praying they’ll be cut from this hell-hole of a team. 

Nathan Peterman likes how copier paper feels on his skin.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. But even the Joker thinks this is fucking absurd.