What have you got against cocaine? 

Crown (while formally a higher tier whiskey) hasn’t been a top shelfer in years. It’s been a long time since they’ve went from being 12 year aged whiskeys to being blends of between 5-8 years.

You know what’s a better gift than whiskey stones? Whiskey. A bottle of crown royal will (should) warm any man’s heart.

There’s no people to feel superior to at home! Hello!

Man, what if the ref had jumped, caught the pass and slammed it down? That would have been awesome! If there was ever a forgivable time for a ref to break character this was it

Yeah this is a real thing. A former friend of my husband’s, who attended business school with a bunch of our friends, turned out to be a LEGIT BANK ROBBER out of nowhere. Like he’d been telling people he had his own business and all this jazz but in reality he was wanted for robbing three separate banks. It was WILD.

One of my best friends since childhood married a man who we LOVED. He was a solid part of our friend group and we always raved about him to her. Fast forward 5 years after their wedding... he was arrested for almost breaking my friend’s nose, in front of their child. He had been physically abusing her for their entire…

Yep. Knew a guy at uni. Bit odd but was friendly enough, technically gifted, and clearly an ideas guy who wanted to go into politics.

Allow me to tell you all a story, and you make of it whatever you want...

Also, no one cares where they play next season.

The carpet should match the coach:

somebody really really doesn’t like Stephen A.

However, I have also been deputized to affirm, in writing, that Irish rugby player Mike McCarthy also should not be the coach of the Green Bay Packers.

Imagine Your Boss Is Michael Jordan, And Imagine He’s Angry Enough To Hit You

Surprised Ben didn’t just go in anyway. He seems the type of guy to do that.

Seeing how Mack and Amari Cooper are thriving in new locations should be enough to get Gruden indicted for fraud and/or grand larceny.

Build quality was lousy back then. They put three or four hubcaps on every wheel, expecting you to lose one on every corner, so you’d arrive with some still attached. 

How do you know?

Real life Bond:

I like to pretend his last name rhymes with Robert. And I like to pretend that my TV is a window instead of a screen. And I like to pretend I have friends.