Never go full screen.

Sure, everyone makes a big to-do about Fernandez passing away, but no one so much as blinks at Beltre’s poignant homage to Arnie.

Live by the bargain-rate kicker, die by the... actually, you know what? It’s Cleveland. If he’d hit all six, they’d have still found a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Definitely pilot error.

It’s not quite clear why the crash occurred yet,

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

“Just sign ‘em! Sign’em all! We’ll sort out the money later. EVERYONE should be a Saint for as long as they can! I’m gonna sign more Saints than every previous GM in the history of the team, combined.”

- Pope John Paul II’s Ghost, Interim New Orleans GM

Mmmmmm

Infinite sadness

hey Arsenal fans:

Something that would have definitely been flagged as excessive celebration.

Those who can’t do, coach. Those who can’t coach, coach the Rams.

So which QB is Bruce Willis?

Are you sure they literally hit 3 home runs, or do you mean figuratively?

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

I work with people in Mexico City, and they are joking that EPN will come out bragging about how he shrewdly got a 50% discount on the wall.

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

This was actually just an elaborate way for Bridgewater to join in Kaepernick’s protest by not standing during the National Anthem.

... annnd Adrian Peterson loses a kid he actually cared about.