That’s a big twinkie.

I think it’s nice that this year’s Madden was coded by people who’ve never watched football and took their best guess at the rules.

You make a fair point.

I saw a bit of Commander Shepard and his special eyes, myself.

And now the gif, since Kinja apparently hates me.

Wow dude.. I read JUST ONE Post from you and Its amazing how deeply and intensely you project “I’m an A*shole.”

So, you don’t think this is unreasonable for a public employee who basically teaches people to lift heavy things?

As the $55m facility up there says: “No excuses.”

Here’s what the second paragraph says, (I lived in Rio for a year, live with a Brazilian and speak pretty fluent Portuguese):

Or the fact that he says they were robbed by a cop.

...who showed shades of Carl Everett...

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

I would’ve thought that the fact that you don’t own a pool would’ve been the biggest reason not to have a pool boy, but I’m not one to judge...

You would think this national embarrassment would lead to no one ever hiring a Brazilian pool boy again, but my stay at home wife STILL thinks Gabriel is just irreplaceable. sheesh.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

i bet you sigh a lot on the internet

YAY I FOUND THE EPEE PEOPLE!!!!

Yes. As someone else who also fenced for many years, I think she’s pretty off base here. Saber is the truly nuts one. The action is so fast, especially at the elite level, that a huge amount of the variance in outcomes is pure judgment calls by the judge, not what actually happens on the strip.

I was shocked by the final scores. He fell down so many times... Why didn't I win? I don't understand.