Rest assured, if it was _just_ the sex abuse, the feds would _never_ be investigating this. Somebody who was supposed to get paid didn’t get paid - that’s the only reason this is happening.

I’m always down to read about how shitty and dysfunctional the ‘skins are but I gotta tell ya...

In their defense, the entire Republican Party’s strategy since at least the GW Bush era has been “No, U”.

He says these things like he’s paid $4mil a year to be a spectator during practice.

He wouldn’t feed until mom dipped her boob in the Dorito crumbs.

I object to sending Tomsula to Miami. This is only a fair index if literally _anyone_ on the team is actually trying to play football. You could put the moldering corpse of Vince Lombardi in there and they’d only get above 2 wins if he brought his own legion of undead to take the field.

In what world? In the world where Trump is utterly certain he can’t be investigated or prosecuted for literally _anything_ he does. That’s the kind of infantile thinking he’s displayed throughout his entire adult life. As far as he’s concerned, it doesn’t matter what he did, it’s just a game.

There is literally _no way_ you can look at Eli and Cam together and deliver a take like Finebaum’s without being a bigoted POS. None.

One of the things I hate the most about sports coverage is when any NFL team gets halfway through the season undefeated and people start digging up the crusty remains of the Dolphins’ perfect-season team. They pile the dust heaps in front of cameras and let them ramble about how much better everything was in the 70s,…

Mahomes’s line in the second quarter alone: 12-for-17 passing for 278 yards and four touchdowns

You can get away in Vegas with nothing to lose, but they’ll curb-stomp you if you have nothing to bet with. I bet when the Raiders have their first practice they find out half their training equipment got pawned on the trip in...

You realize, don’t you, that those protections only apply to government restrictions, right? NASCAR, as a private entity, can choose what it does and doesn’t advertise without violating _anything_ in the Constitution. I mean, I don’t recall seeing a lot of tampon commercials during races, but I wouldn’t consider…

When those workers said the “didn’t feel empowered” to throw that nasty bitch out, what they meant was that at a location like this, wealthy entitled bitches walk in & out all day long, and they knew full well that if they’d so much as _blinked_ at that white woman they’d all be fired _that day_.

Williams then asked if Boone didn’t want to have players on his team “with hair like mine,” and Boone replied, “Probably not.”

No. No there isn’t. 

Because these people also consider women to be property and incapable of having their own opinions on important things like having children or voting. I guarantee you this jackass never gave the tiniest shit about whether or not the woman he was sleeping with wanted kids or not.

Years form now, father and son can sit together and not be able to remember these wonderful times...

In order for ESPN to lose integrity or viewer respect, it would have to have any to lose. I haven’t felt either towards ESPN since before my balls dropped.

Two years ago, the Eagles figured out a magic formula to get that specific team to the Superbowl. In the offseason, every other team in the league figured out how to respond to that recipe. The Eagles then proceeded to change none of it, and got their shit pushed in all season long.

I’ve been having drooling idiots shove me for years just so I could build up an immunity!