Trolympic
Trolympic
Trolympic

Seen here, Gruden calmly discussing the penalty with his Special Teams coach:

So _that’s_ why they’re always hanging out together!

When? When the children of lawmakers are also slaughtered. I’m sorry if that sounds harsh, but it’s a cold hard fact - they will do nothing at all until & unless it affects them personally & individually.

And every one of them a player’s parent, at that.

Oh wow, people were down on Eli because his team kept losing games? Almost like your QB play and your record are inextricably linked somehow!

“Significantly compressed form” makes me think Arizona is where Phantasm happened...

Question 1: ARE YOU WHITE?

They killed Kenny! Those bastards!

One other minor bit:

I’d normally think

I am genuinely surprised this doesn’t happen more often. There are people for whom the system simply does. Not. Care. This guy was reported to the police as a threat, but nobody cared. I’m shocked more people don’t take justice into their own hands, because it’s pretty much dead everywhere else.

“Get your job done without being told.”

Actually _murder_ the three-eyed raven instead of just lazily shoving his ass out a window and calling it good.

I wonder how many enraged man-children who never heard of Ravelry before this are picking up knitting needles today just so they can go to the site and complain about being “oppressed”.

He’s been accused of sexual misconduct. The fact that you can name one specific subgroup of people who haven’t accused him doesn’t make him a good and innocent person. Keep trying, though - this sort of trollery keeps you off the streets I suppose.

Ah, poop. I misread the names.

Considering that there’s still a very real possibility of him being investigated for perjuring himself during his own hearing testimony, I’d say you don’t actually know the answer...

UW never reported Strickland’s claims to the police at Strickland’s request.

Considering Kavanaugh’s rather notorious history, on a scale of 1-10, how safe would you say those female clerks are around him?

Seriously. I mean,