Also, by the time you actually _see_ some dude’s dino eggs, haven’t you _already_ decided whether or not you’re gonna sleep with them? I mean, even if it’s from an unsolicited dick pic, I figure that decision’s already done then too...

So now Jets QB tryouts will consist of a bunch of jamokes in a Peyton look-alike contest.

Here’s an important thing to note: if it’s criminal to have an abortion all the way back to the point of conception, then any form of contraception that prevents a fertilized egg from implanting in the uterus immediately becomes illegal as well.

Burck added that Kraft’s legal team does have evidence that Kimbark did, in fact, make the remark they accused him of saying, and Burck said they’ll submit it to the court on Wednesday.

Cops drive through neighborhoods all the time - it’s part of the job. If they saw an open door, they might just look inside. If they get called out for stepping into a house where they had no probable cause to enter, they might just make shit up cover their asses.

Yeah - in certain neighborhoods that really is plausible.

“Loud black ass”? you’re right, maybe you’re not racist - you’re actually just a massive douche. And they don’t need super hearing to see an open door and decide to put their noses in. Again, confirming that there was a report of an argument should literally be a 5-minute answer from dispatch records.

They started out saying they “heard an argument”. It wasn’t until after she started pushing back that they pulled the “we got a report” BS because then they’ve got half a reason to poke their noses into a private residence.

First of all, racist much?

Bingo. And I would double-dog-dare those cops to come into court with that “we got a call” bullshit, because I am 100% certain they did _not_ get a call, and their own dispatch records would prove that. Let them put in testimony and on public record that their department’s officers flatly lie to members of the…

No, _my_ response was sarcasm. _His_ response was weak sauce that a 10-year-old playing COD wouldn’t pull. _Your_ response shows you need a better hobby than cruising comment threads for things to be upset about, because you’re not even entertaining.

Wow. I am humbled and silenced by your erudite and on-point response. Your insight is truly impressive, and I’m just going to stop typing and delete my account. Yes sir, that complete failure to address any rational point in all the world in order to focus on a single missing letter sure does put me in my place; I’m…

Every word you said is 100% bullshit. Pitchers are not magical little flowers that need special rules. Why can’t they strut or stare a batter down? Concentration? Horseshit. The batter (and the catcher and the umpire, too for that matter) have 90+mph fastballs coming _right at them_. You think dealing with that is…

The self-indicting shitshow continues...

I’m thinking _everything_ is awkward for this guy...

OK, that actually sounds pretty cool - ending the movie with him being diagnosed by Harleen, with almost none of the things he “remembers” doing in the movie being real. _That_ would actually make this interesting.

No, but they’re well-known and easily recognized examples of what I see as basically the same movie. Each of them did something fairly unique - or at least striking - with that concept, which is why they’re well known, but I don’t see any hint of that kind of spark in Joker.

It’s already fucked up - because it has no purpose in existing. This entire thing looks _exactly_ like any of a thousand other “poor shlub goes nuts and becomes a bad guy”, with the single difference being that we know what this particular bad guy does _after_ this movie.

“Teen Mom OG wasn’t a fit for me, it took away my peace,”

Yeah, but even if you _could_ read your sibling’s sexytimes wank material, would you want the whole world to know you _did_? Ew.