It’s no more bullshit than the IOC.

So... she _went_ to all these World Cup events on her own dime? I mean, I assume nobody’s dumb enough to be sponsoring her, yes? How much money does it cost these days to buy your way into an Olympics slot?

(therefore also, Democrats fear, deincentivizing accuracy in translations)

Gee, it’s so good of him to direct his employees to do _what the law says they must do anyway_. Now if only he had the ‘nards to actually hang out to dry all the people who violated university policy - not to mention state & federal law, and basic human morality - over the last couple of decades and not spend taxpayer…

Could it be that Arizona is getting tired of being a national laughing stock?

There is a totally zero-percent-chance he completes those plea-bargain conditions.

Seriously. This sounds like it‘s totally on the midnight super for fucking up the message and not following protocol.

This is far more of a ‘humorous anecdote’ than a scandal of any kind, but I gotta say...

Moore said there’s a risk Ooms could bump into other fans while dancing or cheering in costume and might provoke unhappy responses.

Didn’t Dethklok do that already?

Sukert denies the video promotes conversion therapy.

A blowout means your shit team probably never deserved to be there in the first place.

This makes so much more sense now.

Only because Trump is still pissed off at the NFL for not taking a knee to suck him off.

Yeah, more like bad luck on the goalie’s part than godlike skill on the striker.

Looks like the keeper went to ground a beat early, then torqued his knee trying to scramble back up to his feet.

“He showed up wearing gym shorts; I can’t be held responsible when he’s dressed up like that...”

Let me get this straight: he’s suggesting “male” and “conservative” should be protected classes, but nothing else should be, is that about it?

It’s like when Phil Knight started Nike, when there were Converse and Adidas. People said ‘Why would you do that?’ But look at what Nike does now.”

Hey, maybe I’m just off my meds again, but has anyone tried... I dunno... something craaaazy like _asking_ the goddamn football fans why they’re watching less football and spending less money on football stuff? I mean, I’ve been an NFL fan my whole life, but after watching Tom Savage have a literal fucking _siezure_…