How do you think they get those Cadbury creme-filled things?

That’s only a first-trimester abortion... This is what you get in the second...Don’t ask about the third.

and a completely untrue suggestion that abortion can cause breast cancer

So, a fan of the _losing_ team dangling one of their banners at him right after _losing_ the game isn’t at all disrespectful... Yeah. that’s _exactly_ the lack of self-awareness I’d expect from Seattle. Not just the fans, but the whole city. Fuck you, butthurtSarah.

The one where they all died in a massive septic tank explosion. that was the best.

What you mean to say is “Group of MA Senators to go on drug-fueled field trip to Colorado”. I can only hope it devolves into an insane orgy in a cheap hotel. Any reporter who’s not following that group around 24x7 wired for sound is an idiot...

Eh, not so much a Black friend as Asian friend.

Discount David Bowie?

No, that’s what football in Texas gets you.

Uh, Pete? You’ve ah... you’ve got a piece of vulcanized rubber stuck to your head. Lemme get that for you...

I really hope this is admissible in his sentencing phase.

Hulk speak truth.

Exactly. Verhoeven may have had contempt for the source material, but not as much as Heinlein had for anyone not sufficiently rock-ribbed. That was certainly the impression I got when I read it...

Vader doesn’t recognize his own lightsaber? You’d think that would cause him to ask some questions...

At first glance I thought they were carrying a guy’s head on a stick and thought - “yeah, this really _is_ a helluva protest!”

Well, Organa’s the name of her adoptive family. She could just as easily go by General Skywalker or General Solo, but I think we’ve heard both Luke and Han addressed that way in the movies, so maybe she’s just carving out her own identity...

Makes sense, I suppose. Once she learns she’s not Bail Organa’s daughter, but Luke Skywalker’s sister, she might want to build that identity over being a princess in a family that doesn’t exist anymore on a planet that doesn’t exist anymore... kinda depressing when you think about it.

Why? Because they’re paid to generate cultural conflict, because that increases sales. Even if it involves bald-faced lying for a paycheck. Sean Davis, Milo Yiannopoulos, John Ziegler... all of these people are flatly lying on their media outlets because it makes the paranoid racist white people - who are their…

Dr. Magoo

Yeaaaaaahhh.... tolerance is really what’s ruining Christianity. Tolerance and all those other values Jesus actually tried to teach you illiterate slobs, _that’s_ what the problem is these days...