As someone who was born and raised in Kentucky, I can tell you... they’re not really big enough to “flail”. They’re typically not big enough to even be seen beyond the beer gut.

Gotta admit, I’m getting a distinct Redd Foxx vibe here. Or are we looking at the Anti-Michael-Jackson?

So, they were _fired_, but never ever _prosecuted_?

And yet the Reliant’s in there... :)

As someone who used to own a california king waterbed, I would point out that water weighs a lot. Like, a _lot_. It’s hard to tell from just the pics, but if that thing was set up in the wrong place, it could have gone through the floor. That’s probably why the U took his toy boats away...

I recently tried Broker’s... I admit, I got it for the adorable bowler on the cap, but it’s actually quite good - I’d put it a bit ahead of the New Amsterdam.

Did the father of the bride ask for & proudly display a certificate of virginity from the groom? No? Then this isn’t about sex, or “purity” or even “morals”. It’s about treating your daughter like a commodity to be bought & sold. It’s about selecting an entire group of women - and _only_ women - who can be treated…

Well, it’s nice that they have opinions and all, but the law is settled, the courts have ruled, and their opinions now count exactly as much as yours or mine: Zip.

The term you’re looking for is “unindicted co-conspirators”.

Yeah, and they weren’t giving a shit about the concussions and other crippling injuries football generates even when it’s done “right”. Remember - it wasn’t the _children_ that were being threatened, it was the _officials_. I guess they consider children to be more easily replaceable.

No no - the baby needs a little suit and a bunch of old-school candy cigarettes...

“Yeah, we ARE stupid jingo blowhards! Eat shit!”

Wait, now Russia’s buying their missiles from North Korea?

Iranian nukes, duh!

Just like every Evangelical I’ve ever encountered, Newman lies freely and without concern. Pretty impressive, cunsidering it’s one of the actual Ten Commandments he’s violating, but I guess his personal interpretation about what parts of the Bible are important is more valid than that of, say, Moses.

Publishing that consent form is the best advertising the show could possibly get.

his cellphone was “stolen in Canada.”

I know that pain. Type ‘watch nfl online streaming’ into google and you can usually find some decent games on Sunday.

Correct. Not just handing the ball over, but handing the ball over, saying “Here’s some bonus points”, and then starting the whole offensive series over again, 30 yards or so farther away.

[Everyone else in the dugout] “Should we tell him these guys just got into a choking match?” ... “Nah, it was right next to him - how could he not know?”